PUBLIC NOTICE 001 / PARTIALLY CLASSIFIED

ATTN: GUYS AGED 18 TO WHATEVER. REPORTS OF OUR MEN’S SELF-CARE ( NOT SKINCARE. WELL, SORT OF NOT REALLY ) BRAND ARE CORRECT.

You've been recruited to help shape HOMMELAND, where looking after your skin is encouraged ¹ and self-care isn't g*y ². It's actually self respect.

To accept, fill out the –CENSUS.FORM° form below. Reported completion time: approx. 15.4 seconds.

If you choose to decline, future entry into HOMMELAND will be assessed accordingly.

LAUNCH STATUS: IN PROGRESS. NOVEMBER plans: Classified.
BORDERS OPENING:  2026